Давно не ходил на bash.org, сейчас навёрстываю упущенное. Сижу и тихонько ржу в кулак...
<RuKK> people bitched at me to learn a foreign language so I learned perl [»]
JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care? Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob. JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please. [»]
<whitay> i just wanna kill mysql <whitay> myself* <heaika> that's an odd warning.. <whitay> mmm stupid reflex typing [»]
Kult Radio: So I was with this girl Kult Radio: She said "Give me eight inches and make it hurt" Kult Radio: So I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick. [»]
<worstazn> yo i need to find a new bitch.. <mejmanyme> k i have a plan <mejmanyme> you running windows or linux? <worstazn> winxp.... <mejmanyme> k, hit start and then "run" <mejmanyme> type in "cmd" <mejmanyme> after commandprompt opens <mejmanyme> type currentbitch /release <mejmanyme> then currentbitch /renew <mejmanyme> now type currentbitch /all and send the results [»]
<rumorf> Any horny ladies from idia? <micah> Where in the %@!@% is idai? <dlphoto> It's where idiots are from. [»]
<@harb> Also, the waitress at Applebee's thought we were gay. < espo> LOL < espo> why is that? <@harb> Because Andy's a fag. < espo> did she say "Are you two gay?" <@harb> No. <@harb> She asked if we wanted to split dessert. [»]