December 22nd, 2004

masked, myself

Напомнили о законах

Heller's Law
The first myth of management is that it exists

Johnson's Corollary
Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization

Weiler's Law
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself

Conway's Law
In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired

Law of Probable Dispersal
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed

Larkinson's Law
All laws are basically false

humor